Sefina Plays Dungeons and Dragons

Sefina is now into D&D! Specifically, she has rolled up a halfling Rogue 2/Barbarian 2/Wizard 9/Cleric 7 (she rolled great stats). Her friends told her that so much multiclassing was very unwise, but she didn't listen.

(This deck uses only cards with names that (more or less) exist in Dungeons & Dragons 5th Edition: spells, feats, abilities, skills, class features, etc. Is it a good deck? Definitely not, but I wanted to see if I could do it.)

Sefina rolled great ability scores to enable so much multiclassing, including (Manual) Dexterity and Charisma (which she doesn't even really need). Let's say she uses her rogue skill expertise on Perception and Stealth. She picked the halfling race as they are naturally Lucky!, and have Nimble(ness).

Starting off in rogue, she gets Cunning (Action) and Sneak Attack as class features by level 2. (She would also eventually get Elusive, but isn't sticking around in Rogue for that).

Through her wizard and cleric spellcasting, Sefina can cast Blur, Clairvoyance, Divination, Haste, Healing Word(s), Scrying, Suggestion, Banish(ment), Bind (Hold) Monster, Counterspell, and Guidance. Let's say that Divination is also her wizard school of magic. She can also cast Find Familiar (Spirit) or Faithful (Summoned) Hound. Both caster classes let her cast spells as (Moonlight) Rituals!

For story reasons, she also took a few levels in Barbarian to get that Reckless Assault/Attack. And in case she ever gets too confused by her absolute mess of multiclassing spell slots, she can always shoot things with her Ornate (Long)Bow or maybe pick up a Versatile weapon.

Finally, Dodge is a basic action that anyone can take, and that Sefina's DM might end up often forcing her to take as she stares, confused, at her technically legal but incredibly convoluted character sheet, slowing combat to a crawl.

Thank you for looking at this very dumb deck. My only regret is that I couldn't work in Expeditious Retreat.