Craziest Cat Lady

Card draw simulator

Odds: 0% – 0% – 0% more
Derived from
None. Self-made deck here.
Inspiration for
Patrice "Mind's Spirit" Hathaway - all cards up to IC + inve 0 0 0 1.0

suika · 9389

Patrice likes cats. She can use every single cat in the catalog. So why not catch them all?

In the feline category, we have 4 (Miss Dolye) + 2 (Stray Cat) + 2 (Black Cat) + 2 (Familiar Spirit) + 2 (Deja Vu) for 12 cats. That's 1/4th of your deck cathering to your need for cats. It's still not enough cats but that's all we have for the moment, unless you can teamwork a Cat Burglar as your catamite or someone else's cat.

Will bringing this many cats catalyze the downfall of the ancient ones and avert the oncoming catastrophe? No. But at least they'll will help soak up quite a bit of damage so Patrice won't be rendered catatonic.

Is this deck effective? Kinda. A cataclysmic waste of XP? Probably. Cathartic to play? Definitely.

If you need to reduce XP cost, you could of course drop the cats, and while they'll land on their feet, that'll be cataractic. You could drop the exile cards, but that'll make Mr. Déjà Vu sad. The solution is to catenate enough Delve Too Deep to catapult your XP.

Best used in the Catacombs.

3 comments

Oct 19, 2020 The Lynx · 967

This is awesome. Cats are always awesome like this. You could pair Cat Lady Patrice with Dog Woman Carolyn with Summoned Hound and Guard Dog. And of course, Carolyn could bring Foolishness and have a massive cat and dog mess.

Feb 25, 2021 Susumu · 363

Great read, but you can not teamwork Foolishness to Patrice, has to stay put with Carolyn. Quote from RR regarding "Signature Cards":
An investigator cannot control another investigator's signature cards.
For example: Roland has the Roland's .38 Special card in play. He has the card "Teamwork" which can allow investigators at the same location to trade or give assets among one another. However, because Roland’s .38 Special is one of Roland’s signature cards, he cannot give it to another investigator.

Feb 25, 2021 suika · 9389

@Susumu thanks for pointing that out, this "deck" was built before that ruling was made and ruined Patrice's dreams.