Zoey Samaras: misreads Bible, buys flamethrower.

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mythosmeeple · 448

"Do not suppose that I have come to bring peace to the earth. I did not come to bring peace, but a Sword."

  • Matthew 10:34

"I will show wonders in the heavens above and signs on the earth below, blood and fire and billows of smoke. The sun will be turned to darkness, and the moon to blood, before the coming of the great and glorious Day of the Lord."

  • Acts 2:19-20

"Do not get drunk on wine, which leads to debauchery. Instead, be filled with the Spirit"

  • Ephesians 5.18

“Wealth gained hastily will dwindle, but whoever gathers little by little will increase it.”

  • Proverbs 13.11

"Hope deferred makes the heart sick, but a desire fulfilled is a tree of life."

  • Proverbs 13.12
2 comments

Aug 18, 2019 Spuddddddd · 118

May be the best deck description for a Zoey deck on this site! Investments reimagined with Proverbs is just genius!

Deck-wise it looks rock solid. I love the sheer temerity of a no allies deck, and I'd say she'll have enough cash for Dynamite or SWFF, if it comes to that.

Let's see if she ever gets her 'desire'!

Aug 19, 2019 mythosmeeple · 448

The only ally Zoey will countenance is Brother Xavier. Coppers are drunks and indolents, whilst simple beasts have no souls to set aflame.